The COBRA CUB PACK SONG

We get together Mondays, and have a lot of fun,
We like to wear our badges, to show we're Number One,
We're good and kind and honest,
That's what Cub Scouts are for,
We keep the Cub Scout Promise, we keep the Cub Scout Law.

We're famous for our woggles, and other things of course,
The green tabs on our garters, our grey socks and grey shorts,
We do good turns for others, we're better than the rest,
We always try our hardest, we always do our best.

Our leaders take us camping, and show us what to do,
But if things get too boring, we just beat up Baloo,
Akela isn't happy, he says: "You've gone too far,"
"STOP IT NOW," he tells us,
We say "O. K. AH-KAY-LAAAAAAAAAAAA"

They try to teach us cooking, and other things as well,
They say it is important, to learn things for ourselves,
But if we're feeling hungry, that isn't what we want,
'Cos we know how to track down
A McDonald's restaurant....